JOKE OF THE DAY … A teenager goes up to a preacher one day to confess her sins “I believe I am guilty of the sin of vanity,”

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A teenager goes up to a preacher one day to confess her sins
“I believe I am guilty of the sin of vanity,” the girl told the preacher.
To which the preacher responds “Why do you think that?”
The girl tells him “Well every morning I look at myself in the mirror and think about how beautiful I am”
Then the preacher tells the girl “Oh don’t worry, that’s not a sin, that’s just a mistake”

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A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change in the pulpit. At home, he was shy, quiet and retiring but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people.
One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.
“Ah,” he said, “that’s my altar ego.”

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