via Facebook: JOKE(S) OF THE DAY … thanks to FB friend Gene Ramsey for sharing!
I hope they give us two weeks notice before sending us back out into the real world. I think we’ll all need the time to become ourselves again. And by “ourselves” I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m.
New monthly budget: Gas $0, Entertainment $0, Clothes $0, Groceries $2,799.
Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.
.I stepped on the scale this morning. It said: “Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale.”
Not to brag, but I haven’t been late to anything in over 6 weeks.
It may take a village to raise a child but I swear its going to take a vineyard to home school one.
Home school Day 1: I’m trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.
Okay, the schools are closed. So, do we drop the kids off at the teacher’s house or what?